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Okay, that made my day better.
Using the Random Romance Novel Title Generator (this is relevant to my interests, for NaNoWriMo!), I get the following:

The Gaelic Communications Major's Supine Prisoner* (This is super hilarious to me)
The Viking Merchant's Unwilling Girl Friday
The Maltese Outlaw's Virgin Love-Slave
The Samoan Sheik's Reluctant Mistress
The Indian Knight's Robust Automaton

This can clearly provide me with hours of ridiculous entertainment.

Link courtesy of [info]dragovianknight.

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owlmoose From: [info]owlmoose Date: August 27th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
Oh, this is far too entertaining for a late evening at work.

Best gem so far: The Nordic Sadist's Depraved Feminist
lassarina From: [info]lassarina Date: August 27th, 2008 02:16 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
that's...that's...genius. omg.

*also dies at icon*
sister_coyote From: [info]sister_coyote Date: August 27th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
The Indian Knight's Robust Automaton

Oh my, that would make an awesome steampunk romance.
deadshrimpblues From: [info]deadshrimpblues Date: August 27th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
He was the Rajah's most loyal servant, trained in the art of warfare.

She was the acrobatic clockwork harem girl, designed for acts of the Kama Sutra humans could never undertake.

When they met, sparks flew.

deadshrimpblues From: [info]deadshrimpblues Date: August 27th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
Okay I'm seriously writing this now, it's no longer even a joke. This is so pathetic.
lassarina From: [info]lassarina Date: August 27th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
by "this is so pathetic" you definitely mean "this is so awesome," right?
a_leprechaun From: [info]a_leprechaun Date: August 27th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
How about:

The Turkish Paper Company Sales Representative's Bodacious Secretary

OMG WHUT
lassarina From: [info]lassarina Date: August 27th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
that's fabulous. OMG. Bodacious secretary? when did we regress to the 80's?
rabbitbenrin From: [info]rabbitbenrin Date: August 27th, 2008 05:34 am (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
I double dog dare you to write any of them.
lassarina From: [info]lassarina Date: August 27th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
Ha. I might write the Maltese Outlaw one.
rosa_heartlily From: [info]rosa_heartlily Date: August 27th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
I rather like 'The Venusian Executive's Bodacious Model' :D
lassarina From: [info]lassarina Date: August 27th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC) (Preserve This Crystal)
that's AWESOME and kills me.
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